Perfectly normal conversations I have on a daily basis


 

i’m at home fantasizing about taylor swift

NICE
she should marry me

she really should
she needs to stop whoring around and settle down

with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i’m totally a nice settle down guy

exactly!
and you both have music in common
and you would make cute babies

really pretty ones!

yup!
the prettiest!

this makes complete sense

you need to make it happen
seduce her
right MEOW

GONNA HAPPEN

i better be invited to the wedding!!!

of course!
front row!

GIGGITY




is that a right of passage for chicks you date?
how well they do at all you can eat sushi?

hahah no. but it probably should be

before we head back to my place we just need to swing through the sushi bar

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